This is your brain on drugs

Take out that apostrophe so you stop looking like a fool, mmmkay?

Respect my authority!

This note was sent to Walgreens employees when they were supposed to spring forward rather than fall back. Oh yeah, and there are some lovely typos in it.


A big THANKS to Kim for supplying this example of incompetence.

They teach punctuation in school, right?

High school grads: Yes. High school grad's: No. I'm sad this display at O'Hare International Airport has such a blatant error.

A new day of the week? Cool

I expect someone who works at a library to be able to spell Thursday. It's in Molalla, yes, but still.

Mini pizza what?

What in the world are "mini pizza's"? Does the apostrophe mean the mini pizza is in possession of something (and if so, what?), or is the punctuation telling customers that the mini pizza is doing something? Even people who work at bowling alleys should know better. Am I right?